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Terms and Conditions of Use

Welcome to the Outside Toilet, a comedy magazine which is entirely fictional nonsense and is not intended to cause offence. This magazine is provided free of charge to the end user, however we would be very grateful if you use the ads on the site and buy our merchandise to support our hard work and keep the site running.

If you continue to browse and use this website, you are agreeing to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions of use, which together with our privacy policy govern our relationship with you in relation to this website. If you disagree with any part of these terms and conditions, please do not use our website.

The term 'Outside Toilet' or 'us' or 'we' refers to the owner of the website. The term 'you' refers to the user or viewer of our website.

The use of this website is subject to the following terms of use:

•  The content of the pages of this website is for entertainment purposes only, and sold as a novelty product. It is subject to change without notice.

•  Due to the adult nature of the language and images used on the site we intend this site to be viewed by only 18's only. If you are a kid, please come back in a few years!

•  Neither we nor any third parties provide absolutely any warranty or guarantee as to the accuracy, timeliness, performance, completeness or suitability of the information and materials found or offered on this website for any particular purpose. In fact we promise nothing is true in any way. You acknowledge that such information and materials will definitely contain massive inaccuracies, typos or errors and we expressly exclude liability for any such inaccuracies or errors to the fullest extent permitted by law.

•  Your use of any information or materials on this website is entirely at your own risk, for which we shall not be liable. It shall be your own responsibility to ensure that any products, services or information available through this website meet your specific requirements.

•  This website contains material which is owned by or licensed to us. This material includes, but is not limited to, the design, layout, look, appearance and graphics. Reproduction is prohibited other than in accordance with the copyright notice, which forms part of these terms and conditions.

•  All trademarks reproduced in this website, which are not the property of, or licensed to the operator, are acknowledged on the website.

•  Unauthorised use of this website may give rise to a claim for damages and/or be a criminal offence.

•  This website may also include links to other websites. These links are provided for your convenience to provide further information. They do not signify that we endorse the website(s). We have no responsibility for the content of the linked website(s).

•  Your use of this website and any dispute arising out of such use of the website is subject to the laws of England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

Privacy Policy

This privacy policy sets out how the Outside Toilet uses and protects any information that you give we when you use this website.

The Outside Toilet is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement. You will not spammed if you supply us with your email address for the purposes of subscription, nor will it be passed on to any third parties.

The Outside Toilet may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should check this page from time to time to ensure that you are happy with any changes. This policy is effective from 01/05/11.

What we collect

We may collect the following information:

•  Your name

•  Your email address

What we do with the information we gather

We require this information to undertake a news subscriptions service only.

•  We may periodically send promotional material using the email address which you have provided.

We will not sell, distribute or lease your personal information to third parties unless we have your permission or are required by law to do so. We may use your personal information to send you promotional information about third parties which we think you may find interesting if you tell us that you wish this to happen.

Security

We are committed to ensuring that your information is secure. In order to prevent unauthorised access or disclosure, we have put in place suitable physical, electronic and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.

Links to other websites

Our website contain links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave our site, you should note that we do not have any control over that other website. Therefore, we cannot be responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide whilst visiting such sites and such sites are not governed by this privacy statement. You should exercise caution and look at the privacy statement applicable to the website in question.

Thank you for visiting us!