Weird Bloke in the Pub Says.. "Did you know Joanna Lumley has got a plastic bum-hole? Yeh apparently she used to dust her ring with cocaine and it burnt it off. Another round son?"
Hobbies with Ban Ki Moon - UN Secretary General and Presidential Candidate for the Airfix Modellers' Club
THIS WEEK: How to make your own Feargal Sharkey model!
Pub Confucius
The Timeless Wisdom of Confucius Down The Pub
No Cost Cookery! With Antony Worrall Thompson
Low Cost No Cost Cooking with Antony Worrall Thompson
Dodgy Tradesmen - banged to rights by Gok Wan!
Every week our building trade consumer rights expert Gok Wan sorts out your rogue tradesmen
Conundrums of Civility & Matters of Manner
Your quandaries of what is polite and what isn't solved by our expert of etiquette Ghenghis Khan
Restaurant Reviews by Michael Dinner
The marvellous Polynesian cuisine of Utumuagugs off the Portobello Mushroom Road.
Sex Advice with Dr. Hans Blix
After failing find the WMDs, our new sex expert Dr. Hans Blix is now on hand to help you find the g-spot!
Derek Accordian - Psychic Medium To The Stars
With his Red Indian Spirit Guide "Dave", gifted spiritualist Derek sees past the veil in to the murky mists of the afterlife and is ready to guide you
