Chechen club Terek Grozny appoint Molotov cocktail as manager
After the sacking of Ruud Gullit the Chechen football club Terek Grozny has appointed a Molotov cocktail as their new manager. The cocktail has taken over managerial duties with immediate effect and has promised an explosive display by his players in this weekend’s upcoming league fixture.
During training today it was reported that players were ‘on fire’ and are keen to impress their new manager with club captain Ivan A. Kickalott proclaiming the new boss as a shining light of new upcoming football bosses.
The football club is owned by Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov who has said that he did not care about the cost of sacking Gullit and appointing the new boss as “there are plenty more where this one came from if he doesn’t get us winning again”.
Kadyrov was bullish with his praise for his new charge saying that the cocktail would “light the touch paper” under what has so far been a disappointing season.
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