Jeremy Paxman makes 5 year old girl cry

In Entertainment on Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Conservative Transport Secretary Chloe Smith just leaving class yesterday

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Hard-nosed bully Jeremy Paxman publicly humiliated a 5 year old girl on national television yesterday, making her cry and run home.

MP for Norwich North Chloe Smith - who loves ponies, crayons and her pink bike - came onto Newsnight in good faith to be interviewed about her bunny rabbit Sooty and some kittens. However bully-boy presenter Jeremy Paxman laid into her with complicated questions about when the decision to take a fuel tax u-turn was made by the Chancellor and inquiring if she had any say in transport decisions.

A flustered Miss Smith could not answer such hard questions without access to a PR advisor, and had to make up some more lies and choke live on air. Chloe's mum Angie has since written a complaint letter to the producers of the Newsnight programme accusing the show of heartlessly teasing her daughter and reducing her to tears.

Comedy-named Labour MP Ed Balls - who love darts, slutty girls and drinking contests - wading in with his bullish laugh and poked Chloe in the chest before running off shouting; "Ner-ner-nah-ner-ner, Paxman thinks you're incompetent! Ha ha!"

Prime Minister for the wealthy bit of the country David Cameron - who hand picked Chloe Smith for Transport Secretary from an Art lesson because she was really good at drawing twisty roads off into the distance - was too busy installing surface-to-air missile pods on a Hounslow rooftop to make comment.