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Jimmy Carr made £366,371 per joke
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Bully-faced 'Comedian' Jimmy Carr - who yesterday enraged thug-lipped hypocrite PM David Cameron with his tax-avoiding antics - has accidentally revealed how much he rakes in from his career of 8 or 9 jokes per year.
Analysts have calculated that if Mr Carr makes £3.3million per year, that works out to be £366,371 per gag - a new world record - previously held by pint-sized, wife-shouting magician Paul Daniels, and narrowly beating Keith Chegwyn off Twitter.
Jimmy - the brother of gag-toothed presenter Alan Carr and who is noted for his strange laugh and weird, plastic-like skin - will later this year be launching a new make-up range aimed at vain and slightly camp men in the public eye, with Labour MP Andy Burnham set to model the complete cosmetics range on his face during 'Question Time'.
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