Zac Efron's eyebrows come out as being gay

In Entertainment on Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Efron's eyebrows have that gay sheen, it was obvious really

As a vast number of Hollywood's brightest young stars have recently revealed they are in fact homosexual - including Star Trek actor Zachary Qunito, crooner Ricky Martin and some bloke who might have been the next Superman, Matt Bomer - it appears nothing is as it seems in Tinseltown, and now Zac Efron's lustrous and shiny eyebrows have sensationally come out the closet as well.

Having enjoyed the adoration of teenage girls the world over, it was not easy for Efron's eyebrows to come clean about being into other guy’s eyebrows. But the hairy appendages - which are primarily evolved for keeping sweat out of the High School Musical actor's eyes - could not live a lie any longer.

Efron has revealed in an interview with fat-hairy-gay-dude porno mag 'American Grizzly' due out this month, that his eyebrows have in fact been dating Zachory Quntio’s camp and other-worldly eyebrows for about 6 months now, and that they were considering having a gay marriage like what tubby songster Elton John had with his partner David Furniture some years ago.

The fans of the actor's eyebrows were not surprised they were gay after all, as to be fair they have that gay sheen and look rather toned from the gym. Nor was celebrity eyebrow commentator Harley Probe, who told us: "No heterosexual eyebrow is that richly moisturised or precisely teased into shape, they know how to look after themselves. Compare Zac's eyebrows with that of another actor called Zach - Zach Galifianakis - who has eyebrows like two ginger gherkins, and you'll see my point - Galifianakis's unkempt brows look like they have really let themselves go darling."