Caretaker role for Pearce

In Sport on Friday, 10 February 2012

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Following the shock resignation of Fabio Capello as England Manager Stuart Pearce has been give the role of caretaker for the next game.

The FA explained today that Capello’s resignation resulted from a simple misunderstanding: he thought that it was ok to have a suspected racist captaining England but no-one else did.

On being handed the caretaker role Stuart Pearce said he was ‘honoured’. “Looking at the England team – we’ve got a number of young players now who aren’t afraid to dribble. The older players too are well capable of pumping their balls into the box for the full 90 minutes. In recent years the defence has had some trouble keeping cleans sheets as they can be a bit sloppy at the back, but the end of the day I’ll be literally over the moon and giving it the full 120% to be the one getting the mop and bucket out of the cupboard to clean up the mess.”